Wednesday

Five-Finger Discount run on Tampax in Baltimore

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STORE OWNERS RETURNING TO THEIR LOOTED BUSINESSES IN BALTIMORE WERE SHOCKED TO FIND THE SHELVES DISPLAYING TAMPAX  STRIPPED CLEAN WHILE NEARBY ITEMS LIKE DEODORANT, BATH SOAP, AND TOOTHPASTE WERE NOT TOUCHED.  THE MYSTERY WAS SOLVED WHEN A RECENT GRADUATE OF THE PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY OF BALTIMORE EXAMINED THE ONE REMAINING BOX OF TAMPAX AND PROUDLY EXCLAIMED WHILE READING THE LABEL, "WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY TENNIS, GO HORSEBACK RIDING, PLAY TENNIS AND WEAR NICE CLOTHES"!  THE PREVIOUS LINE IS FOR THOSE WHO TELL THOSE "REDNECK" JOKES ALL THE TIME!  A SIMILAR MYSTERY OCCURRED AT SEVERAL NEARBY LIQUOR STORES WHERE BOTTLES OF "JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE BLENDED SCOTCH" REMAINED UNTOUCHED WHILE COOLERS CONTAINING COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR WERE PICKED CLEAN. 

 





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2 comments:

Sandee said...

There's just no accounting for good taste is there.

Have a fabulous day. Scritches to the puppies. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Who's been telling Redneck jokes?