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JIHADIST RUSING TO BEAT THE COMET

LATE LAST YEAR UNCONFIRMED REPORTS BEGAN SURFACING THAT TOP SCIENTIST AT NASA HAD DETECTED A DISTANT COMET ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH. AND THERE WAS A BETTER THAN 50/50 CHANCE  THIS COMET OF UNDETERMINED SIZE MAY HIT SOMEWHERE IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA EAST OF THE PILLARS OF HERCULES BETTER KNOWN BY SOME AS GIBRALTAR AS EARLY AS DECEMBER 2016.  MANY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT THE RECENT RISE IN JIHADIST ATTACKS ACROSS THE ARAB WORLD IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THESE RUMORS.  IT IS THOUGHT THAT MANY JIHADIST ARE TRYING TO "BEAT THE COMET" AND ASSURE THEY WILL BE BLESSED BY ALLAH WITH THOSE 72 PROMISED VIRGINS. ONE MUSLIM CLERIC IS TELLING HIS FOLLOWERS THAT THE COMET IS A SIGN FROM ALLAH FOR THE TRUE BELIEVERS TO BUILD BIGGER BOMBS AND BLOW UP MORE INFIDELS.  PRAISE BE TO ALLAH AND THE PROPHET!
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