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Mozilla Firefox will feature a new add-on to assure "Approved Free Speech"

MOZILLA, THE MAKERS OF THE FIREFOX BROWSER, ARE TAKING ADDITIONAL STEPS TO SUPPORT FREE "APPROVED" SPEECH, BY OFFERING A ADD-ON TO THEIR PROGRESSIVE SYSTEM.  AN ADD-ON THAT INCLUDES SUCH FEATURES AS A THOUGHT-CRIME ANALYZER, SHOVEL-READY JOBS LOCATOR, ONE-CLICK REPORT A CHRISTIAN, THOUGHT-CORRECTIVE ACTION, GUILT ACCELERATION PLUG-IN AND BROWSER RE-EDUCATION CAMP.  IN ANNOUNCING THE CREATION OF THIS ADD-ON, THE NEW OBAMA APPROVED CEO STATED THAT HE HOPED THIS WOULD SILENCE THE TROGLODYTE KNUCKLE-DRAGGING FORCES OF REACTIONARY MIDDLE AMERICA.  CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL
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1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

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OK dude, That F***ing Mac Keeper just took over my browser. I will not subject my computer to that crap any longer. I'll be back when they're gone. God only knows what else these people can do to an unsuspecting Mac owner. Sorry, but no more.