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Monday

Obama's War

Obama's War
War really is hell Barry
What will you do?
What do the polls say?
What do the generals say?
What will make America safe?

Thursday

Government Motors

Obama's Government Motors
The Unions are cheering
But the taxpayers will pick up the tab for union greed!

Sunday

Obama's Blame Game

Obama's Blame Game
Bush did it! Bush did it! Bush did it!
Let me say that once more: Bush did it!

Thursday

Wednesday

Pecker Peppers

Pecker Peppers
These are actual peppers from a garden.

They are called 'Peter Pecker Peppers'..
By the way, the farmer says they can grow up to 18" long!
Sort of brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it!

Sorry, couldn't fit Obama into this one!

However, bet they would really sale in San Francisco!!

Obama and Uncle Sam

Killing Uncle Sam
These damn buzzards are trying to destroy
The America we Love!!!!

Tuesday

S.H.I.T. vs P.E.T.A.

Just couldn't help myself and had to re-post this post of a few weeks ago. I have however, added an additional paragraph at the end of this post.
A recent study done at the prestigious Sam Houston Institution of Technology better know as S.H.I.T. has found that flagellant emissions by Vegan's was three times higher than that of people who have a mixed diet of meat and vegetables. The extensive study was conducted over a five year period and included the participation of some 5,000 volunteers divided evenly between meat-eaters and non-meat eaters. Some environmentalist groups and P.E.T.A. located in San Francisco are already questioning the legitimacy of this report claiming that S.H.I.T. has large endowments from wealthy cattle ranchers, adding this report does not pass the smell test. Additionally, F.A.R.T. the Federal Association of Retired Tomato-growers has condemned the report. However, members of the Board of Regents at S.H.I.T. are standing by the results. Furthermore they are now claiming that by eating meat people are, in fact, cutting down on green house gas emissions countering the argument by environmental groups that livestock are contributing to global warming and therefore should be taxed accordingly. Scientist at S.H.I.T. point out a well know fact to back up their findings, "Bean-eaters fart more than Big Mac eaters".

Meanwhile inside sources at the White House indicate many of the staff are in disarray over the contents of this reports with some staffers and interns calling for a separate eating areas for the Vegans in the cafeteria and a designated Vegan break areas outside. As usually the President hasn't yet taken a position on these rapidly developing events. The situation on Capital Hill is about the same with some meat-eating Senators demanding Vegans be excluded from certain "closed door hearings". Things appear to be spinning out of control as both sides harden their positions. A few of the meat-eating Senators are now calling for a special tax to be levied on all beans sold in the country to buy carbon credits. The senior senator from Texas is planning to introduce a bill calling for a nationwide ban on Vegans in all public eating places, and in all closed places where large crowd gather. Again the President's position is unclear on this fast moving story. Outside the White House protesters from both sides are gathering with those on the Vegan side hurling unseen missiles at the meat-eaters! Capital police with gas masks have be observed arresting some of the Veegans and hauling them off in Hazmat vehicles. As this situation unfolds trading on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange has been wild with cattle futures soaring while bean futures are tumbling with most other commodities remaining stable. Meanwhile the man on the street was saying these stinking politicians have finally been exposed and he was grateful to S.H.I.T.
Although President Obama's public position remains neutral some White House correspondences report overhearing some muffled remarks yesterday as the president left the safety of the Oval Office. The meaning of these unguarded remarks is yet to be aired.
by Ron Russell

We all seek to protect the environment and we all know the sometime violent effect of "bean-eating". I recall my frequent trips to Mexico and was warned by many seasoned travelers not to strike a match in restaurants as the act could be inflammatory. Many who favor massive immigration are also in the radical environmental movement and I would have these few words for them, "control greenhouse emissions by limiting the numbers of "bean-eaters" entering the country.

Friday

Obama's Bottomless Pit

Obama's Bottomless Pit
Wish he would just jump off!!!

He's already thrown us off!!

Wednesday

Stupid

Dumb and Dumber
Who is the Dumber?

Beer Summit

Beer Summit
A beer solves all the problems
The professor is great!
The Cop is great!
And Obama, all you libs know he is the greatest!

Tuesday

Sarah Palin: The New Sheriff

Go Sarah Go!!!!
Are you ready for a new Sheriff in Town!!
Bring it on Barry, Lets see what you've got!!!!!!

Obama Health Care

Send Him to the Death Panels
Government Health Care
Will mean the end of Barack!!!