Wednesday

White House Daily Briefing the Day before Asteroid BFF666 Crashes into Earth

Sara Sanders:  "Today's session will be short due to impending collision of Asteroid BBF666 with earth.  The impact zone for this 126 mile wide asteroid will be some 150 miles north of Washington D.C. in approximately 23 hours and 52 minutes.  I will now take a few questions."

CNN Reporter:  "When did President Trump find out Rob Porter beat his wife and will he fire Chief of Staff, John Kelly?"

Sara Sanders:  "Don't you think that is a moot point!"

MSNBC Reporter:  "Will President Trump sit down for an interview with Mueller?"

Sara Sanders:  "Another moot point!"

CBS Reporter:  "Are you concerned with Russia influence in the upcoming 2018 elections?"

Sara Sanders:  "Fu*k All you idiots!  I'm going home to be with my family!"    

   

Monday

Justin Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister would eliminate 'MANKIND'

During a recent speech, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau announced he would no longer use the term 'mankind' and replace the word 'man' with people.  Kind of makes one wonder just how long this would be allowed by the other kooks on the left.  After all 'peoplekind' is not all inclusive and excludes billions of our winged and four-footed friends around the planet---let's just use the term 'animalkind' and be done with it.  CROSS-POSTED AT TOTUS

Love-fest: Kim Yo Jong, Sister of 'Little Rocket Man' Captures hearts and minds of Media

Finally those in the media have found someone among world leaders that hates Donald Trump almost as much as they do.  Kim Yo Jong, the sister to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un suddenly has been elevated by many in the press to 'Princess of Peace'.  Not since the days of Jane Fonda has such a woman burst on the international stage.  Rumors are flying that the Nobel Committee is considering  nominating Kim Yo for the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize!  This site is grateful to the all-knowing men and women of the press for opening the eyes of deplorable's in flyover country so they could see the beauty of this child of the North Korean Communist State.
Cross-posted at TOTUS 

Trump's Grand Military Parade to be held in North Korea

THANKS TO STILTON'S PLACE
President Trump has just requested the Pentagon give him plans for a grand military parade to honor the men and women of our Armed Forces.  Of course, as you might expect he was immediately attacked by the media and Democrats---I suppose this was just too damn patriotic for them. 

Personally, I think Trump should double down and instead of our troops and tanks marching up Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. have the parade in Pyongyang, North Korea.  This would also alleviate faux concerns of the D.C. city council that military tanks would destroy their streets.  After all, the roads of Pyongyang are much more suitable for such displays of military hardware.   

Trump's Grand Pyongyang Parade would be lead by a Jackass pulling a small cart with Kim Jong-un, in chains.  A very fitting end to 'Little Rocket Man', the leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  'Democratic People's Republic', damn sounds like a name provided by some modern day Democrat.
CROSS-POSTED AT TOTUS
Please check out satirical remarks by Stilton on this subject!